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TieuHuu
11-02-2010, 07:46 PM
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber

replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The florist was pleased

and left the shop.



When the barber went to open his shop the next morning,

there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay

his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you , I'm doing community service this week.'

The cop was happy and left the shop.



The next morning when the barber went to open up,
there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts
waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when

he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not
accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'

The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up,

there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.




BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN
AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

:group:

Nonregister
11-02-2010, 09:18 PM
NR chiều ny tnh đi bầu. Đọc m cũng thấy tức cười. (laugh).

Cảm ơn bạn TH. (smile)

Thn mến

NR :cheers:


One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber

replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The florist was pleased

and left the shop.



When the barber went to open his shop the next morning,

there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay

his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you , I'm doing community service this week.'

The cop was happy and left the shop.



The next morning when the barber went to open up,
there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts
waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when

he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not
accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'

The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up,

there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.




BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN
AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

:group: